Accompanying the fecal smell was a purring Persian, sitting 3-inches from my gag-retching face. Yes, my beautiful pussy, Jake (named after the my #1 fantasy pussy, Jake Gyllenhaal), had an accident of epic proportions all over his posterior. He didn't seem to mind all that much, but my sense of smell did.
Jake's at the vet getting his cat-ass shaved, and I'm heading to the salon to get mine waxed. Like father, like son... both smooth as a gay-baby's bubble-butt bottom.
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Sick ass. Literally.
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