WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

(uN)aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ note 2 self

Note 2 Self: Sometimes, performing Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats at a (straight) karaoke bar for 50+ drunk rednecks is not a good thing... especially when, like me, you're a grown ever-so-semi-flaming man with facial hair and a deep baritone vibrato.

Thank god I have the calf-power to dance kick anyone in the throat that dares to even attempt a gay bashing on my hot ass!

Shiz-zam! [Jazz hands!]

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OOOh Girrl! You are my people. You are not alone. If I had a dime for every note to self like that I'd retire. Just hold your head high honey and move on. Work it!

Anonymous said...

YOU KNOW YOU AND YOUR SWAYING HIPS ROCKED IT OUT!