WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Friday, August 24, 2007

(eWWW!)MuSiNG MuSiNG ~ pussy, pussy, pussy!

So, the female talent in our studio thinks that it is funny to violently rub their boobies and vagina area on me. Honestly... It makes me dry heave! It makes me double over with a pained expression and gag like a bulimic high school cheerleader! But they just LOL and do it over and over again!

To any straight men that may be reading this blog:
  1. Admit it! You're a soon-to-be homo!
  2. Pretend you're a gay guy. Eventually, you'll have women begging you to touch their breastesses area. (Ew!)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're an ass, Michael. (After all, you are what you eat!)