WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Friday, September 28, 2007

aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ an irnoic kick in the PRaDa pants!

There's advantage of having a boyfriend that was a former slut; he's really good in bed. But there's also a disadvantage; having to have to deal with his seemingly endless line of eX-MeN!

How's this for irony...? My morning's first gust, a FaSHioNiSTa who shall remain nameless to protect his closeted innocence, was none other than my man's former flame from 15-ish years ago!

Thank the baby JeSuS that time heals all queerly copulated wounds; otherwise, my pre-cup-of-coffee surprise would have been utterly homo-awkward.

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