My cold has yet to
dissipate. I still feel like one of those stuffy-headed
schmoes in a
NyQuil commercial, with a bright red nose and groggy eyes,
stumbling through the
pharmacy. Alas, I turned to
WebMD for help.
After putting in my
symptoms (like headache, runny nose, noisy breathing, discomfort, and on and on and such that and so forth...) in the ever-helpful
Symptom Checker, I was told that I probably had one of the following:
- Herpes Zoster of the Brain
- Simple Partial Epileptic Seizures
- Nasal Polyps
- Whooping Cough
- Facial Hematoma
Then, listed as a possible 6
th option was something I've never heard of before: the common cold! Dear god, I hope it's not
that!
Hmmm... Way to induce some hypochondria,
WebMD!
1 comment:
When did you make the jump from consulting WebMD like it was the omniscient guru of the medical world, to mocking it publicly on the internet? Huh? :)
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