To put it politically correctly, sometimes people at work get under my well-moisturized skin. But to put it honestly, sometimes I want to stab them in the vacant eyes with flaming needles. But that would be an HR no-no... Or so I'm told. So, now I have a new plan of passive aggressive action.
Whenever someone gets me idiotically angry, I will not lash out, either verbally or physically. Instead, I will look at them with ever-calm eyes and say: "Mental note. You will be one of the first to die during the revolution." I'll offer a half smile, perhaps even an eye twitch for an understated dramatic effect and then saunter away, back to my basement cubicle.
So, to Ms. You-Know-Who: You will be the first to die in the revolution!
PS: If, by chance, someone from HR is reading this blog, please know that I am 100% JK-ing. I do not want to get sent back to sensitivity training... Again!
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