WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Friday, September 28, 2007

C-iNG STaRZ ~ D.U.WHY

Access Hollywood is reporting that Nichole Richie (aka: HeroinShooting HorseFace) is...

"...signed up for an 18-month anti-drinking-and-driving course… Richie will undergo 52 hours of group counseling, bi-weekly face-to-face interviews and 12 hours of alcohol education.”

Simply stated, that’s hot!

More accurately articulated, that's going to be a hot mess! I'd hate to be one of those try-to-get-sober-ee's in her 12-step group. After all, you can lead a HorseFace to water... But you can't stop her from drinking out of her diamond-studded boot flask!

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