As my office is 2 blocks away from the rest of my work team, we often use AIM to KIT and LOL with each other. Well, this AM, I logged on and received a message from someone that was most DEF not a member of my buddy list: FartOnMyFace69!
At first, I was going to click "Deny!" but the curiosity that killed the cat has also killed my better judgement, so I decided to "Accept!" this rogue IM.
MiCHaeL aNTHoNY: Uh... Yes?
FartOnMyFace69: Do you like corn?
MiCHaeL aNTHoNY: I don't eat carbs.
FartOnMyFace69: Do you own a glass table top?
MiCHaeL aNTHoNY: What is this? 1987?
FartOnMyFace69: Did you eat Taco Bell last night?
MiCHaeL aNTHoNY: Uh... no quiero FartOnMyFace Seis-Nueva!
Mom, pick out the China pattern because I'm hearing wedding bells. Oh, wait... Those aren't wedding bells. That's the sound of me AIM-blocking Mr. FecalMatterOnFaceLover!
Somewhere out there, there's a CraigsList posting with this guys e-mail address on it!
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