"Has anyone seen a broach?!"
Oh, that's something I never, in any of my sweaty day, thought I'd here our bootcamp instructor scream out. "I'll ask again... Does anyone see Linda's silver broach?!"
Yes, Drill Instructor from the 9th Circle of Hell. Somewhere in between getting kicked in the teeth while elbowing my way through a sand dune and choking on my own sweat as I spelucked down the ropes course... I espied, with my little bloodshot eyes, a bright and shiney silver broach.
RichBitch OrangeCounty WhoreWife Linda better get a friggin' clue and stop wearing her high-end Tiffany to 6 AM bootcamp. Otherwise, she's gonna find that broach (and my size 15 foot) in her bleached anus!
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