Last night, I lived out one of my faggy childhood fantasies... Seeing TiFFaNY sing her smash pop-tastic 90's hit "I Think We're Alone Now", live in the flesh!
Yes, folks, last night was supposed to be just another night of karaoke at East/West. A never ending slew of American Idol wannabes, striving for their 4-minutes of fame after obviously one too many cock-and-tails, belting a song that they've practiced in their shower obviously one too many time-after-times. As much as I make fun, these people are off the chain. Seriously! Karaoke in LA is not like karaoke in the Midwest; it's Star Search on speed! Everyone sounded awesome.
And then the eMCee announced "a former and always favorite of the bar's, someone we all know and love... America's #1 Redheaded Mall-Touring Diva... TiFFaNY! Be still my one-sip-into-my-$12-glass-of-wine's heart!
Girl sang Bobby McGee, and girl sang Bobby McGee! Thank you, TiFF, for brightening this tone deaf boy's night... And even making him feel not-so alone now. Much love and even more post-adolescent adoration!!
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