WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

C-iNG STaRZ ~ not my CaRRie!

The stupid, crude, classless and hetero-pointless mag-rag Maxim has named Sarah Jessica Parker the Unsexiest Woman Alive, calling her (get this!)... a Barbaro-faced broad!

Now, I can kind of see some of the other nominees, like BritBrit and Amy Whine&GetCrackedOutHouse. But Carrie Bradshaw? This homo says NO! NO, NO, NO! There's Pills Abdul... Courtney MethWhore Love... Pamela Hep-C Anderson... There is not, emphatically not, SJP!

From Girls Just Wanna Have Fun to Sex & the City, I stand by my Ms. Broderick! And y'all should do the same! Rise up, and stand by your woah-man!

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