Wanna know how I know that America's getting obese? I now fit into a large 50%-cotton/50%-lyrca child's shirt in Target. Yes, folks, what is deemed "appropriately sizable" for a 10-14 year old standard American male now hugs my ever so perfect upper bod ever so perfectly.
Hey, Fattie McFatFats, lay off the McDonald's and go for a jog around the trailer park!
[PS: I'm kidding about my ever so perfect upper bod! That's just the sarcasm that spews forth from my body dymorphic disorder!]
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