Anyhow, after hitting the Bacardi bottle a little too hard, AlphaAlchie likes to do what no intoxicated gay should: whip out his cell phone and start texting. AlphaAlchie is a DrunkTexter in the worse way.
Take, for example, his 3:28 AM text:
ii donot' unstnda y 1no eevtr wannnan ks eme im' prety GOOOOOODDAAAAAAAMIT! :-
You get a low-carb cookie if you can decode that one!
3 comments:
I dont understand why noone ever wants to kiss me. I'm pretty g-d damnit!
i speak drunk
Wow. We HAVE a winner. Low-carb cookie to Ms. Maria! :-)
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