WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Monday, October 1, 2007

G@Y S@Y ~ s@y wh@t?!

I've got this friend... Who's got a friend... Who's got a friend... Who loves to drink. I'm serious; he's a friend, twice removed and once chromosomally-deficient. To protect his online-innocence, I will call him: AlphaAlchie!

Anyhow, after hitting the Bacardi bottle a little too hard, AlphaAlchie likes to do what no intoxicated gay should: whip out his cell phone and start texting. AlphaAlchie is a DrunkTexter in the worse way.

Take, for example, his 3:28 AM text:

ii donot' unstnda y 1no eevtr wannnan ks eme im' prety GOOOOOODDAAAAAAAMIT! :-

You get a low-carb cookie if you can decode that one!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dont understand why noone ever wants to kiss me. I'm pretty g-d damnit!

Anonymous said...

i speak drunk

MiCHaeL aNTHoNY said...

Wow. We HAVE a winner. Low-carb cookie to Ms. Maria! :-)