F#CK SPRiNT!!?!! F#CK SPRiNT HARD!!?!!
My cell phone is broken, and the money-sucking, bad reception offering, crappy customer service company otherwise known as SPRiNT is trying to F#CK this consumer up the rear. And I'm not taking it lying down!
Can you believe that they want to charge me $379 for a replacement phone?! And since I'm on a family plan, I need to go in with my father (who lives in Chicago) to purchase said phone! And even after dropping nearly 400 greenbacks and walking in with Daddy, they won't give me the phone! They will mail it to me in 6-10 business days!
What am I going to do?! A gay cannot survive on a land line alone!
First, no car... Now, no cell phone... I'm Amish by default.
WeLCuM 2...

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