(uN)aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ dirty dancer!

If Dirty Dancing was morphed into a porno, I'd DEF go with a storyline along this headline...

Dozens of people in St. Maarten are being treated for latent tuberculosis after health officials warned that they may have been exposed to the illness by a stripper infected with an active form of the disease.

Here, I'd like to enact some of the best sober-adjacent advice my MoTHeR ever gave me: Remember, scabies can jump ten feet! A Franzia-soaked translation? Step away from the GaY-4-PaY, less you become STD-laden!