If it blogs like desperation. And reads like desperation. Then it's definitely desperation:
CraigsList ~ Missed Connections
The Valley
Ad: "butter my breadSTICK"
Post: "I saw a bunch of really cute boys (high school-ish, maybe?) at Olive garden yesterday! WOW! Weirded me out, lol! But kinda got me… happy! If you were one of em, hit me back with a pic... I was the college-age-looking guy parked out front in the 1997 hatchback w/a dark button up Izod shirt."
A 1997 hatchback? An Izod shirt? Now I know where all the cool kids* are hanging out... The Olive Garden parking lot!
*And just to clarify, by cool kids*, I do mean old sex-offender-list-registrees who sit in their decade old crap-mobiles in mall parking lots and leer at underage meat while gorging on processed carbs and sweating through their JCPenny-wear. Hotness!!
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3 comments:
Hey, don't knock the Daddy's in parking lots. :-)
Takes one daddy-dater to know one!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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