Take about an honest job posting:
Extremely fast paced production company looking for an extremely entry level full time office production assistant. College degree required, pref with honors from a top 10. Basic duties include general clerical duties (both mental and manual), runs, and assisting the production coordinator as instructed. Please note that with this coordinator, you must have thick, thick, thick skin. Good work ethic is a must; we would also like someone that is un-medicated and/or not violent. Mac computers skills are a PLUS; we’d also like someone that can use a table saw. Ideally, the candidate would be a “high school techie type” person who has nights, weekends and holidays free. Extremely free.
And just how much does this bottom-of-the-rung gem pay? A whopping $8.45/hour, plus approved mileage and "all-you-can-drink" Starbucks.
Keep your high-falutin cup-o-joe, "Extremely Fast Paced Production" Company! No venti sugar-free extra-hot breve caramel macchiato will get me working for your Beelzebub of a production coordinator!
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What?! IS TVGN HIRING!?! LOL!
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