aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ mutiple choice crazy!

My childhood Chicago BFF (*said name withheld due to legal confidentiality agreement) is in town. He's staying with us while we works his way into the top echelon of a new reality show. Now, I can't say much about the show due the confidentiality clause he signed. Let's just say that it looks like (*said network withheld due to legal confidentiality agreement) is having their very own So You Think You Might Wanna Maybe Be a Dancer with the Stars Idol Survivor this summer.

Well, because my bud is getting a lot of camera time, they made him undergo a psychological examination, which is standard for all reality show contestants. (Uh, yeah... We see how sane all those bitches are, right?)

I just thought some of his multiple question choices were really worth sharing. At least the voices in my head told me to share them with y'all:

True or False:

• I often feel an intense yet fleeting urge to harm others.
• Mechanic magazines are of interest to me.
• If friends knew my deepest sexual fantasies, they would no longer be my friends.
• As a child, I killed two or more wild animals.
• I often drive fast for no reason at all, even if it may be unsafe or unwise.
• In the past, I have felt "too ugly to live".
• In times of extreme pressure, I have forgotten or refused to take my medicine.

5 out of 7 for MiCHaeL aNTHoNY? That's a 71.4%, and that ain't bad! I'm Class C Crazy!! I'd make for excellent reality television!!!