C-iNG (WaNNa-B) STaRZ ~ out-of-work actor say what?!

Today, we are holding auditions for our new entertainment news show, and let me just say... There ain't a RYaN SeaCReST in the bunch.

Now, while some of these (I-really-am-a-starving-actor-but-I'll-settle-for-any-crappy-hosting-job!) auditionees are pretty (enough), intelligent (adjacent) and (kind of) personable, I'm not seeing the X-Factor. Hell, I'm not even seeing a D-List Factor.

But you never know who might walk through those studio doors, right? After all, that is the magic of Hollyweird, eh? 10 (average-ish) men down; 7 more to go. I'll let you know if my Knight in Hugo Boss armor saunters in... But I'm not holding my minty fresh breath!