(eWWW!)MuSiNG MuSiNG ~ spoiled spam!

Usually, I immediately delete all e-MaiL SPaM. But some of today’s (anti-sexually-charged) subject lines were just too good to not share with y’all…

1. Donkey rod rips pretty old woman’s insides!
2. Hot mature blonde gives juicy blow! Gets surprise!
3. Sexy cowgirl visits best horse hung lover in stable!
4. Bound, gagged and crying… For more!
5. Out-hole poop goes in my mouth!

[Shudder-shudder-shudder!] Who the F logs on for these things? Seriously, the government needs to be keeping a list somewhere. Seriously!