Wanna know the best part of Thanksgiving? The carb binge.
Wanna know the worst part of post-Thanksgiving? Returning from the safe (and surplus-ly plus-sized) haven of NorCal into the man-orexic and boi-lemic doldrums of WeHo... Only to discover that you're muffin-topping over your Sevens and that cute crush at the gym is staring at you like you're a backfat-laden leper.
F#ck it! Brown sugar sweet potatoes, here MiCHaeL aNTHoNY comes... And cums!
Wanna know the worst part of post-Thanksgiving? Returning from the safe (and surplus-ly plus-sized) haven of NorCal into the man-orexic and boi-lemic doldrums of WeHo... Only to discover that you're muffin-topping over your Sevens and that cute crush at the gym is staring at you like you're a backfat-laden leper.
F#ck it! Brown sugar sweet potatoes, here MiCHaeL aNTHoNY comes... And cums!
Happy Turkey Day, y'all!!!!!
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