According to recently released BRiT vs K.FeD(eX) court documents...
The pop princess is a big spender. Court papers released Thursday in Britney Spears' custody dispute with Kevin Federline show she spends lavishly on clothes and entertainment, and doesn't save or invest any of her roughly $737,000 monthly income. Spears' monthly expenses include $49,267 in mortgage for two houses, $16,000 for clothes and $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation, according to her financial declaration. Although she's often photographed eating fast food, Spears declares she spends about $4,758 per month dining out. Meanwhile, she spends zero on education, savings and investments and gives $500 a month in charitable contributions, the documents said.
SuZie OrMaN is going to kick your ever-expanding ass, BRiT! But if she doesn't, I will. Let's do the math, shall we? (Don't be nervous, BRiT. I promise to keep it at a 3rd grade level...)
$737,000 monthly income (thanks to losers like my who support all of your "artistic endeavors") - $49,267 in mortgage for two houses (which I hear look and smell like glorified trailers) - $16,000 for clothes (aka: stripper-wear and sweatpants) - $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation (otherwise known as crack, smack and meth) - $4,758 per month dining out (on liquid lunches and pills) - $500 a month in charitable contributions (like dropping dimes in the McDonald's Leave-A-Penny/Take-A-Penny jar) = Still @bout $500,000 ways to kill herself, slowly and lavishly!
The moral of this about-to-be-bankrupt story, QueerKiddies? Apparently, money does not buy happiness... But it does buy a lot of crazy!
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