The New York Daily News just published it's list of the world's 20 dumbest celebrities. The likes of, including, in no specific order...
- Lindsay Lohan ~ delinquent behavior and bad taste in men
- Kim Kardashian ~ because it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares
- Jessica Simpson ~ 'nuff said
- Kiefer Sutherland ~ recurring drunk driver
- Courtney Love ~ aging rock chick disaster
- J.R. Rotem ~ possible Britney Spears baby daddy
- Britney Spears ~ total trainwreck and see above
- Brad Womack ~ indecisive Bachelor
- Michael Jackson ~ former singer and boy-loving mess
Now, here's my theory on this. They're actors with no theatrical ability. They're tonedeaf popstars. They're writers that, literally, could qualify as mentally retarded. And yet they live in bigger houses, drive better cars, have seen more of the world and make more money that I will ever hope to in my talent-enthused, musically-gifted and overtly-intelligent lifetime.
Ergo, I ask... Who's the stupid ones now?
PS: Hey, New York Daily... Why no PaRiS?! She's using her "talents" to save drunken elephants in India for god F-ing sake!
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