If you're bored at work (and HR hasn't blocked your computer from the viewing pleasure of all-things sex and porn-adjacent), you simply must surf over to CraigsList's "personals" page. Never before has a larger group of scabie-ridden freaks been found in one location. (Save for Hollywood Blvd after dusk, that is.)
WARNING: The following (extremely TMI) personal is not for the faint of heart... or anyone that's just recently finished their lunch.
M4M ~ 39 years old
Los Angeles
Title: "Have butt plug. Will travel."
Ad: "I've been wearing my large butt plug to work all day. Nobody suspected anything except one person did ask why I was squirming in my seat. I would like to come over to your place after work. I will pull down my pants and bend over your kitchen table. You will pull out my butt plug and put it into my mouth. You will replace my plug with your stiff cock. You will pump me until you unload. You will pull out and replace your cock with my plug again. I will pull up my pants and leave, thoroughly satisfied."
You've got to give this guy credit. Even though his anus has been otherwise engaged all day, he has remained anal retentively attentive to his spelling, punctuation and overall grammar.
Way to post, ButtPlugBoi! (And a word of advice? You, of ALL people, should definitely avoid anything Olestra-enthused.)
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You should have posted this guy's e-mail address! I'm SO interested... NOT! (Sick-*ss!)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
ok, now i think i understand why my friends told me she thinks she got an STD from Craigslist...
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