Let's face(lift) it! 2007 has, thus far, been a pop cultural kick in the Prada pants:
- Britney's self-balding.
- The expiration of Anna Nicole.
- Paris' jailing (and subsequent 24-hour-later re-jailing).
- The Republican ramblings of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
- Ashlee Simpson's overhaul of a face job.
- Melinda Doolittle's untimely extraction from "American Idol".
- Dick Cheney's friendly fire to a friend's face.
- Bradgelina's absolute refusal to adopt me. [What can I say?! I have a Daddy Pitt complex!!]
- All-things TomKat, including their Suri with a fringe on top.
- The unwatchable atrocity that was the 3rd season of "Desperate Housewives".
I mean, seriously! You can only ingest online gossip on the Lohan/Duff feud for so long before your otherwise-intelligent mind morphs into mainstream mush. But what else is a cubicle-encased gay to do to pass the time in the hellish doldrums of their Mon-Fri Office-Space-esque 9-5 day? Actual the-reason-you-were-hired work? Not on your internet-search-savvy life!
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