"I'm not gay!" ~ ToM CRuiSe
"I'm not gay!" ~ JoHN TRaVoLTa
"I'm not gay!" ~ aNNe HeCHe
"If it f#cks like a gay, and sucks like a gay... then it's a gay!" ~ MiCHaeL aNTHoNY
WeLCuM 2...
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a word from ur FaVoRiTe BlogAuthor
I'll readily admit that I may not have all of the answers when it comes to our questionably queerified existence in this City of Superficial Angels. But I do know one thing...
Somehow I've managed to go from an aspiring/starving/struggling writer/actor/singer that inhabits a seedy Culver City studio to a kept boy-toy who relishes in a Hollywood Hills condo... in a mere 6 months flat!
All it took was a little bit of my ingenuity, a lot of my virginity, and even more of my personable personality to get me there! So, stick with me, Guys, Girls and Gays! Partake in some advice from this HouseBoi of Vice... and I'll have you spelunking up that SoCal homo-social upslope in no time!
~SinQueerly Urs................. MiCHaeL aNTHoNY
2 E-Male this HotMale...
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