Getting a gay to RSVP to a party is like getting Ms. Lohan to put down a handle of high-end tequila. It ain't pretty, and it ain't easy!
I just sent out my 1st ever E-Vite to 200 of my most close and personal friends. (Please! I work in basic cable Hollywood... My b-day bash is going to be the true Who's Who-Are-You of Tinsel Town!) Well, a note to all of you unresponsive gays out there; Evite.com lets you see who has viewed the invitation and who has yet to respond. I know you're all sitting there on your workMac, constantly refreshing the page, to see who's already agreed to show up before you commit your Saturday night to a rooftop party of possibly tragic proportions.
Let me assure you, my soiree will be the utter antithesis of tragic. In fact, it will be a supremely fabulous festivity of awesomeness. My Midwest mother will be there, drinking from a box, in her slightyly mismatched faux-haired pony tail extension and "fancy" imitation leopard-skin party dress. Now, that's a Saturday night worth RSVP-ing "Y-E-S" to!
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We responded ASAP! :-)
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