M4M ~ 23 years old
Hollywood
Title: "To the fat smelly guy sitting next to me in the bus"
Ad: "Hey there. You were fat (I'd say around 250 lbs), and smelly, very very smelly, but still adorable. You were so nice and cute to me. Thank you so much for letting me sit next to you and for making me smile this morning. You so made my day after crying the whole night. You might be fat, smelly, bald, and not very good-looking, but your heart is gigantic as your body, if not bigger. I am sorry we were not able to swap numbers, because I would have loved to be your friend or maybe more, but well, I am giving this a chance. I was the muscular guy from Italy, with the white wife beater, and the tight jeans, you said you liked my green eyes, and that I looked like a model from Milan."
What muscular Milan model rides the bus in Hollywood? Puh-leez!
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