WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Sunday, July 8, 2007

aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ a poem, homo-style

"Prada-Sandal Footprints in the Sand"
a PoeM BY MiCHaeL aNTHoNY
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One night, a HouseBoi had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the beach with his SugarDaddi. Across the sky flashed images from his life. For each scene, he noticed two sets of Prada-Sandal footprints in the sand: one belonging to him, and the other to his SugarDaddi.
When the last scene of his life flashed before him, the HouseBoi looked back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many times along the path of his life, there was only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very sluttiest and most intoxicated times in his life. This really bothered the HouseBoi, and he questioned his SugarDaddi about it.
"SugarDaddi, you said that once I decided to let you stick it in me, you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most tragic times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why, when I needed you most, you would leave me."
The SugarDaddi replied,"My boi-toy, My precious bubble-butt, I love you, and I would never leave you. During your times of social tragedy and hom-suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I Carried You."
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[David, thank you for carrying me back to the car after the overtly intoxicated episode that was my day at the beach... I'd still be lying face down in the high tide if it wasn't for you, My SugarDaddi Extraordinaire!]

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