GeTTiNG SeRVeD ~ the LA wet pu$$y

In honor of my Crabs & Leo Soiree last Saturday night (celebrating all June and July birthdays), I decided to share with you our $iGNaTuRe DRiNK, the LA WeT Pu$$Y!

1. Take 6 parts Berry-flavored Vodka
2. Mix in 6 parts Pineapple Juice (It helps to makes the Pu$$Y a bit cloudy, and that's oh-so LA!)
3. Add a splash of Lime Juice (to enhance the Pu$$Y's tart aftertaste)
4. Add a bigger splash of Grenadine (to give the juicy discharge its red-flow coloring)
5. Finally, mix in a handful of (PoPPeD) CHeRRieS to soak... After all, it is LA!
6. Serve on the (CrackPipe) Rocks
7. Fake your orgasmic joy!

Trust me; it'll take more than a shot of penicillin to cure this WeT Pu$$Y hangover!