C-iNG STaRZ ~ the Who's-Who-R-U Party of HollyWeird!

So, my Crabs & Leo's Rooftop B-Day Party on Saturday was a fab-smash, if I do say so myself! Nearly 250 peeps turned out to celebrate my, my BF's and everyone else's June and July birthdays.

It was the venerable Who's-Who-R-U of LaLa-Land! We also had our first celeb A-lister, along with a slew of other homo-Hollywood familiar faces. The ever-glam guest list included:

• Sean Hayes ("Just Jack" of Will & Grace) ~ DEF A-List
• Bobby Trendy (of Anna Nicole adjacent fame) ~ C-List
• Ant (of Last Comic Standing & Celeb Fit Club) ~ B-List and movin' on up
• Nikki Boyer (of TV Guide Network & TLC) ~ B-List and rising
• A slew of America's Next Top Model eliminees ~ 15-minutes of famer's
• A bunch of Beauty & the Geeker's ~ 4 minutes of famer's
• A few Bachelor booties ~ D-Listers with the Double-D's to match
• MiCHaeL aNTHoNY ~ writer of GLaCBiD, the best blog on the Internet!
• A long list of Hollywood publicists, writers, managers and agents... You may not know their faces, but they've got the ability to make or break you with a single toss of your headshot!

If anyone can throw a party, it's me. And if anyone can clear a room, it's that attending pre-op drag tranny that did a Christina Aguilera melody while spinning on my rooftop pole. You go, man-girl! There Ain't No Other ManWoman like you!