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WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Thursday, July 5, 2007

u D-CiDe ~ how much is 2 much 2 $pend?

Snail mail just delivered my monthly Bank of America statement, and the ensuing 8-page document sent my jaw for a swan dive! In 31 days, I managed to spend $1,251.00 on Bacardi and beer throughout West Hollywood and gay-adjacent Silverlake. (That's $40.35 a day for all you calculatory-challenged peeps... which, when you put it that way, doesn't sound all that alchie after all!) From here on out, it's me and my trusty boot flask.

But in my unintoxicatingly-sober post-1.251 G-dropping haze, I ask you...

*MiCHaeL aNTHoNY's QUeeR-y of the DaY*
How much is "too much" to $pend on $pirit$?

Discuss!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

$40 / day?
Are You Rachel Ray?
:-)

Anonymous said...

Stop drinking!

Anonymous said...

$ave ur money and buy urself some nice $hoes!