Britney had her midriff. Pamela had her double-D’s. Janet had her wardrobe malfunction. And I had my biceps… until now. Sadly, today at 8:07 AM, the future flirtatiousness that my biceps once inspired was henceforth pronounced DOA, as my doctor diagnosed me with Bicepular Tendentious.
As WedMD so callously tells me… Biceps tendonitis is simply the inflammation of the tendons connecting muscle to bone in the bicepital. Bicep tendonitis can be caused by a number of factors. Some of the more common factors associated with biceps tendonitis include:
- A sudden increase in the intensity of training.
- A rapid increase in the frequency of training.
- Repeated training on rigid surfaces.
- Poor core strength.
- Genetic abnormalities.
Of all of these, I am guilty. Especially the abnormal genetics. My family tree is a chromosomal freak show of gene-splicing proportions. But I digress...
Goodbye 30-pound free-weight curls; Hello Under-Arm Fat! I’m out of the gym for the next 8 weeks… and god knows that’s going to leave me a gay-bar(nacle) in a LaLa-Land of homosexual-social lepers.
1 comment:
Aww you looked fab at the pool on Wednesday!
Love ya babe, DT
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