aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ iso "noiZe boyz"

Circuit Noize magazine is casting an entourage of "Noize Boiz".

What does it take to become a gay-for-pay professional? "...We're looking for guys who know where the best parties are, who to bring with them, and when the party's over. A boy who celebrates his sexuality, explores his world with enthusiasm, and lives life to the fullest..."

[Aka: A Slut.]

What are the perks of becoming a Noize Boi? "...Outstanding Noize Boiz may be rewarded with prize giveaways..."

[Aka: Herpes.]

Where do I drop off my resume? Do tell, Circuit Noize! Do tell!