(uN)MuSiNG MuSiNG ~ i h8 my bush

So, the President is taking a 3 week vacation, huh? Must be nice! Here's a queer query: How does the ruler of the free world get 3 weeks worth of vacation time?

Now, I'm a nothing. I'm a nobody. I'm a low-level, talent-adjacent croonie in the television biz, and I only get 5 vaca day, 5 sick days and 2 floating holidays. My boss' reasoning behind this sparse time-off offering package? "Michael, you're just too important to be gone for too long!"

Well, BushyBush, have fun on your 504-hour jaunt away from La Casa de Blanca. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get some C-list celeb their SmartWater.