WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

C-iNG STaRZ ~ tori, tori, tori!

As the guest talent coordinator for a basic cable network, I rub my well-moisturized elbows with the Who's Who and (Who's Who-Are-You) of Hollyweird. Today's opening guests: Tori Spelling and her hubby, Dean. (They are "inn love"... at least according to the Oxygen Network.)

Well, while walking Tori and her lovely hub-hub through the Hollywood & Highland complex, we passed through a group of tourists on a guided tour. (I just love moments like these.)

Slowly, one by one, the crowd of midwest fatties and southern trailer-dwellers caught a glimpse of Ms. Spelling. Whispers turned into gurgles, morphed into a rumbling, dissolved into all-out shouting and camera flashing. The tourists proverbially shat in their stretch pants with celebrity sighting delight! And I, guiding Bev Hill's 90210 Donna by the manicured hand, was the object of their disillusioned jealousy!

Oh, the joys of my life... being B-list talent-adjacent. What more can a a girl ask for?

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