WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Friday, August 24, 2007

(oH! oHH!! oHHH!)MuSiNG MuSiNG ~ O-M-F'ing-G!!!!!

I go downstairs to open the awaiting limo's door, and but who steps out?! My 3-year non-stop spank-bank fantasy, Casper Van Dien! Slightly scruffy, surprisingly soft spoken and hotter than ever... I can't take it! My loins can't take it!! My hormones can't take it!!!

Well... If Casper is willing to give it, I would DEF try taking it. And if at first I didn't succeed, I'd try, try and try again!

1 comment:

Alex said...

My dad used to say...."if at first you don't succeed, try, try, until you do suck seed." I think that's appropriate here....