Grease the Wheels
A little liquid courage never hurt anyone, so break the proverbial ice with a “vodka on the rocks”. From a “sex on the beach” to a “dirty BJ”, ordering spirits can be as playful as exchanging not-so innocent innuendos. But be sure to curb your inner-boozehound; it’s difficult to whisper sweet nothings with a Smirnoff-sauced slur.
Articulate in Equal Amounts
Granted, you may be the most fascinating person you know, but let your partner be heard. Every man likes to feel special, so take (or feign) an interest in his life and likes. After all, he can’t talk about his “career” as the assistant to the assistant of Tori Spelling’s assistant make-up artist all night… can he?
Make a Mental Name Tag
Nothing’s a bigger boner-kill than forgetting your date’s name, so keep his moniker fresh in your mind. From utilizing a mnemonic device to writing it down on the palm of your hand, do whatever you need to do in order to recall his name at a pre-coital moment’s notice. “Baby” just won’t cut it.
Ignore the Ex-Factor
Your ex-boyfriend is the devil incarnate, plain and simple. But save the kvetching for your therapist’s shays lounge. The belligerent bitching of a spurned lover just ain’t sexy… ever!
Make Bedroom-Eye Contact
Sometimes you can say it best by saying nothing at all; close your mouth, and let your eyes do the talking. A perfectly-placed wink can conjure lust with a simple look, but use your gay-gaze sparingly. No one likes a Creepy McBlinks-Alot.
Get a Little Closer
Sexuality increases exponentially with proximity; therefore, reach out and touch your boy-to-be. A casual arm-around-his-shoulder or a relaxed hand-on-his-knee is the perfect way to penetrate his personal space without appearing over-eager. Good things come (both literally and figuratively) to those who wait.
Now go get busy, bois!
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