WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Sunday, August 26, 2007

(uN)aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ but u RSVPed!?!?!

So, I'm throwing a little informal shindig at my condo tonight. Some cool new Kelly Clarkson tunes in the background... Light catering snacks (some of which are not even low-carb, if you can believe it!)... Good wine... Great conversation... And even better friends. Or so I thought.

The party began at 6:30 PM. It is now 7:14 PM. And yes, I am sitting alone, blogging with one hand and holding my drink in the other. Despite the 12 "I will be there with bells on!" responses on my EVite, nada hombre has yet to arrive aqui in my took-me-three-hours-to-clean casa!

Well, they'd better get here soon. One more drink alone and I'm locking the doors and logging on to AEBN.com ASAP. (Gay men, if you don't know that sight you most DEF should! It'll save your spank bank a lot of cold, hard, porno-ed away ca$h!)

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