G@Y S@Y = quotable quotation!

In an e-mail from one of my wise and rarely sober friends...

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her... "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug!"

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine. She's such a bitch...