aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ 1,000,000 2 many!

I like my bill$, bill$, bill$ as much as the next gay. But this girl work hard for her money; unlike this fool...

A man handed a $1 million bill to a cashier at a Pittsburgh supermarket. But when the Giant Eagle employee refused and a manager confiscated the bogus bill, the man flew into a rage, police said. The man slammed an electronic funds-transfer machine into the counter and reached for a scanner gun, police said. Police arrested the man, who was not carrying identification and has refused to give his name to authorities. He is being held in the Allegheny County Jail. Police believe the $1 million note seized at the supermarket may have originated at a Dallas-based ministry. Last year, the ministry distributed thousands of religious pamphlets with a picture of President Grover Cleveland on a $1 million bill...

So, this guy apparently loves Jesus (and Grover Cleveland, strangely) enough and yet he is willing to shoot someone with a scanner gun. All we need is a screaming fat chick in a moo-moo and maybe a toothless prostitute, and we've got ourselves a classic episode of Cops!