As a full-fledged, unabashedly talented (if I do say so myself?!) artist that remains chained to the confines of my 3-walled cubicle (until I get infamously famous, of course!), I can't help but find deep sadness in the little things that bring my ever-devoid-of-any/all-personality officemates oh-so much joy.
It’s Halloween once more-- And you're invited to participate in the building's pumpkin raffle. See Patrick for a ticket. And don't boo-hoo-hoo if you lose. There will be juice and cookies on hand for everyone. (Diabetic alternatives will also be provided.) See you ghouls and goblins there!
Patrick spends all morning enacting the idealistic ideas of the HR department. Patrick spends all afternoon cleaning the communal kitchens and trash cans. Patrick has been Employee of the Month, twice in 2007 alone! 280-pound Patrick wears coke-bottle glasses, pants with an elastic waist and shoes that perform an orthopedic function.
I've been told that, 20 years ago, Patrick was a male model of international success. I am not having lunch today... Or tomorrow... Or ever again.
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