
Today, I spent about 20 minutes with
Madison Michele's new baby girl,
Camille. She was as cute as a designer button. She was as lovely as a Macy's clearance. She was making the paternal yearnings in me go tipsy-
topsy-
turvy with baby-wanting. And then Camille shit her pants.
I get my vasectomy tomorrow at noon.
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