Every morning, I trudge to my day job. (Yes, I am still living under the pretense that fame is in my future, and this 8-6 rat-race is only temporary!) Still on foot, I make my way down Hollywood Blvd. Below my well-walked feet, the titled sidewalk is littered with stars that proudly displayed STaRZ of film, radio, music and other mediums, heardling days gone by. Sounds glamorous, eh?
Not so much!
For all of you midwest gays, guys and gals out there who have never been to SoCal, Hollywood is a dump! An utter dilapidated dump of utter demoralized disgustingness. That being said, I wonder if these stars-validated-via-a-star-on-the-infamous-Hollywood-Walk-of-Fame ever thought about the placement of their star.
This morning, I saw GReTa GaRBo's star, forever fixated in front of Sex Toys 4 Less! In the window, proudly displayed was the discounted Pocket Pussy 2005.
A self-moistening faux-hole? Now, that's entertainment!
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