(uN)aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ ISO AA this AM!

Last night:

• 6 PM ~ A glass of Chardonnay and 2 glasses of Pinot Grigio
• 8 PM ~ An entire pitcher of margaritas (for myself, exclusively!)
• 8:45 PM ~ 2 Bacardi & diet cokes (50/50's)
• 10:00 PM ~ A bottle of white wine (again, completely for me-me-me!)
• 11:45 PM ~ Tequila shots (can't remember how many?!)

I feel like ass and look like asshole. I'm a tragically hot mess, stumbling the streets of Hollywood like a Tween Beauty Queen with a death wish. Where's my OK! Magazine cover?!