As "watched by millions" on the Today Show this AM...
Most women would do just about anything to have a body like the one inhabited by Miss England, Georgia Horsley. So it came as somewhat of a surprise when she was advised that if she wanted a real shot of winning the Miss World title, she had better pack on a few pounds. (At 5-foot-8, Horsley weighs 126 pounds in the United States). Nevertheless, for Queen and country, Horsley is making the sacrifice of throwing herself into a high-fat diet and forcing herself to eat that extra chunk or three of chocolate.
For Queen and country? (*Scoff*) Girl, I don't know what Queen you are talking to! (*Snap*Snap*) But any professional WeHo Queen would tell you that 5'8 and 126 is pushing the pudge factor. And I would be just one of those Queens.
So, my ever-expanding Honey Cinnamon Bunny, put down the "chocolate chunk" (*Shudder*) and get thy self to the 24 Hour Fitness stat... Lest your size-4 love-handles spill over your low-rise hip-huggers.
WeLCuM 2...

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Friday, October 26, 2007
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