WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Friday, October 26, 2007

(uN)aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ so uNaMuSeD am i!

Not only do I have a 14 hour work day today. Not only am I taping until 9:30 PM on a Friday night. Not only has the entertainment biz left my social life utterly homo-null and gay-void. But do you wanna hear the real kick in my Prada pants? The theme for today's evening taping is...

Throwing Your Baby the Ultimate Halloween Party: A How To Guide!

On my guest roster is 17 babies, all in full Halloween costume and make-up, ranging from 6 months to a year. All have the short attention span of a crack head and the fickle catering requests of a man-orexic male model!

Stab me in my bloodshot eyes with flaming needs, I beg of thee!

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