WeLCuM 2...

WeLCuM 2...
The (In)Complete Gay Man's Guide on How 2 Succeed in West Hollywood Without Really Trying!
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ i'm JeSSiCa SiMPSoN!

INT. GROCERY STORE - DAY

MiCHaeL aNTHoNY, a gorgeous 20-something could-be GoGo-Boi, stands at the meat counter, Thanksgiving Dinner checklist in hand. He orders the dinner turkey from FaT MeaT CouNTeR LaDY (name says it all).

FaT MeaT CouNTeR LaDY
What'll I get'cha?

MiCHaeL aNTHoNY
Turkey, please.

FaT MeaT CouNTeR LaDY
(jovially joking, in the manner as all fat people jest)
And are you wanting that turkey bird male or female?

MiCHaeL aNTHoNY
(sincerely confused)
Isn't a female turkey a... chicken?

A pause so pregnant that it could be birthing triplets. Then all other FaT MeaT CouNTeR CuSToMeRS heartily LOL!

Stupid ManOrexic! Fouls are bisexual-able!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

stupid ass!