Oh, science! It's beautiful how thy judges us and makes blanketed statements about who we are and/or should be as a people...
The secret to why male organisms evolve faster than their female counterparts comes down to this: Males are simple creatures. In nearly all species, males seem to ramp up glitzier garbs, more graceful dance moves and more melodic warbles in a never-ending vie to woo the best mates.
I hate to say it, but it's kind of true. I mean, have you seen my "glitzy garbs", my "most graceful dance moves" and "most melodic warble"! I've got mates woo-fighting over my dead-hot ass!
After all, I am a television-famous super-model!
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I've seen those dance moves. You're going to die alone!
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