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Thursday, November 15, 2007

aMuSiNG MuSiNG ~ pussy(cat)!

I was doing some cat-related research on Yahoo Answers this morning, RE: pussy... Well, both of my pussies actually. Mind out of the gutters, people! I'm talking about my cats!

Anyhow, this was the #1 cat query of the day:

My pussy seems to have an infection. She looks like she's been rubbed raw and is continually spitting up a white foam. Whenever someone tries to touch her, she murmurs and then howls. She is also emanating a strange smell. Can anyone tell me what is wrong with my pussy?

(Uh, is this a joke?!) My suggestion? Start with a healthy dose of penicillin and then get your broke-ass puss-puss to the free clinic!

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